Here is a submission from a long time Baby Head Cup collector in Tacoma. He is quarantined at home drinking out of his Covid Baby Head Cup with with family. Naturally “family” refers to a vintage transformer by the name of Ravage. At first I assumed that ravage shouldn’t be drinking because of the underage thing and being a kids toy n’ all, then I remembered 1992 was a looong time ago.

One of Soundwave‘s most reliable spies, Ravage believes unwaveringly in the Decepticon cause, and Megatron embodies that cause. To better serve Megatron and the Decepticons, Ravage has become the most efficient and deadly war machine under his command. He hides himself in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike with grim accuracy. His name is synonymous with stealth. His survivors are few.

Ravage’s only weakness is bright light, which can temporarily blind him. Perhaps his absolute loyalty to Megatron can blind him as well.

Sometimes he’s a talker, other times he just growls or hisses at anything that isn’t Megatron or Soundwave.